no protein for you!

I heard the best shut-down ever today. i almost wet myself with laughter

Customer: ‘I’m on a high protein diet’

Waitress: ‘You don’t need to be on a high protein diet’  there was a pause, customer smiled thinking it was a compliment ‘I’m sure you suck enough cocks to get plenty of protein’

i was in stitches, and the customer was aghast. excellent 😀

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